Twisted Greetings

Tonight I finished some of the greeting cards that I started the other night.

Clockwise from top left the insides say:
1.) happy birthday,  i hope you get just what you wanted.
2.) how's life?  i hope it's all rainbows and unicorns.
3.) happy birthday.  i hope it's a magic ride.
4.) happy birthday.  i hope you get everything you dreamed of.

Stephen asked where I found the text.  It is from the twisted mind of Jeanne, of course.  (Yes, the twisted mind where I talk about myself in the third person.)