The original Cake Hawk is slightly funnier (if you're into that kind of thing), but here is Return of Cake Hawk:
- Cake Hawk says: Hey, don't look at me. I'm a carnivore.
- Cake Hawk didn't realize you were saving that cake.
- Cake Hawk feels dirty, sticky, and ashamed.
- Cake Hawk surveys the carnage of another cake massacre.
- The cake was a lot more popular than the hawk.
- There is plenty of leftover hawk if you'd like to take a piece.
- Cake Hawk says: Are you going to eat that?
Ok, that's enough Cake Hawk for one
day lifetime. My next post will be back to my regular programming.